Selected funny videos

Ghostwriter: To Catch A Creep 1

Ghostwriter: To Catch A Creep 2

Ghostwriter: To Catch A Creep 3

Ghostwriter: To Catch A Creep 4

Flight Attendant have them rolling on an airplane

Slang Phrases

2 women fight at Walmart and kid jumps in (Ghetto but hilarious!)

Bully fight the wrong guy on the bus (West Coast slang funny!)

President Trump keeping it real with CNN!

LOL! Another video showing how President Trump exposes the lying Liberal Media.




Y'all, I thought I would show humor writing this blog for all of my readers. I just wanted the readers out there to know that writers enjoy a good laugh or laughs. Writing can be humorous if you know how to get your readers to laugh at what you write. The videos that I've selected were specifically for humor and entertainment. I think what I enjoy the most about blogging on blogger is using the different color ink in different blogs that I write. I will say that it all depends on the story. If you want to know anything else just ask me. Anyway, I hope these videos made your day especially if you are having or had a rough day. I hope that all of my readers enjoy! 

Sincerely,

Paul AKA PauliePaul

John McCain Joins Pro-Abortion Republicans to Defeat Senate Bill Defunding Planned Parenthood

John McCain Joins Pro-Abortion Republicans to Defeat Senate Bill Defunding Planned Parenthood: Christmas is months away but Senator John McCain is already on the naughty list for pro-life Americans. Senator McCain joined two probation Republicans to de


Senator John McCain really showed what he was really about when he decided to vote to continue to fund Planned Parenthood and keep Obamacare. As a Conservative Independent, I didn't always agree with Senator McCain on the issues and a lot of Conservatives can say had he stuck with his Conservative views Senator McCain might have would have been President in 2008. Senator McCain is a military vet and has a wonderful story and I'm thankful for fighters like him who fought for our country. Senator McCain had a chance to vote on the "skinny" repeal that would have helped Defund Planned Parenthood and repeal and replace Obamacare. It came down to Senator McCain's vote that would have made it a 50-50 tie that Vice President Mike Pence would have voted on Defunding Planned Parenthood and repealing and replacing Obamacare. You have to ask yourself this question because it was 7 or 8 years that Republicans have been complaining about Obamacare and they all agreed upon repealing and replacing Obamacare. Now you decide to vote for what you have been saying and have it all in writing. Well, some stuff is easier said than done because Senator McCain of Arizona, along with Senator Susan Collins of Maine, and Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska (the 3 Republicans) voted along with the 48 Democrats that was going to vote against any bill that the Republicans did, felt that Obamacare should remain and that Planned Parenthood should continue funding.


Senator McCain had surgery to remove a blood clot over his left eye (brain surgery) and learned that he was diagnosed with brain cancer. You have to understand and have sympathy for Senator McCain. However, Senator McCain felt that he was well enough to vote on the healthcare bill and for that he does not get a pass on his decision that would affect America. I'm disappointed because Senator McCain gave his word and the other 2 Republicans gave their word. Some people prove that them giving their word is not good enough because they have shown that "you have to see it by their actions in order to believe it." President Trump said, "Let Obamacare implode and then the Democrats will come and try to negotiate with the Republicans" like before when the healthcare bill repealing and replacing Obamacare didn't pass in the House at first and then some Democrats came around after negotiating and it passed in the House second time around. Guess what Republicans do you honestly think that the Democrats is going to come up with a healthcare bill that is going to pass to go to President Trump's office? If it does, President Trump will most likely veto what the Democrats propose because the Democrats is all about keeping Obamacare and funding Planned Parenthood. Senator McCain that is a slap in the face of not only to your Republican party but also to the American people by voting no to the "skinny" repeal. 😞😞😞

Senator John McCain says no to repealing Obamacare and yes to continue funding Planned Parenthood.

Fictional Story: Woman Survives being kidnapped and being sexually abused for 15 years

You will hear a wonderful story of a courageous woman who survived being kidnapped, raped, and being locked up in a basement while being chained & handcuffed for 15 years. Caroline Woods 36, endured being sexually abused by this maniac by the name of Clifford Dobbs 58. Caroline's bravery while going through what she went through was what led Cliff to finally set Caroline free and Cliff turned himself into the police when Cliff dialed 911 and told them how he kidnapped a young woman while she was walking home in Columbus, OH and brought Caroline to his Akron, OH home. A lot of women who have been sexually abused and who have been kidnapped can relate to this story.

I'm Caroline, I don't mind if you call me Caroline or Carly. I'm 36 and have endured being sexually abused for 15 years, from the time I was kidnapped from walking home coming from a store in Columbus, OH. I was 21 at the time, walking by myself and it must have been like 10:30PM or 11PM when it all happened. Anyway, it was a really dumb move on my part to walk home alone that night because a car drove up and the man by the name of Cliff Dobbs (then 43 now 58), who was inside the car grabbed me and put me in his car. The woman who I do believe was the man's girlfriend drove the car to their place in Akron which is about 2 hours from me. At the time, my cellphone was off and I always have my charger but Cliff's girlfriend snatched my purse, cellphone, and all the items in it. I never would have thought that I would have been targeted. None of my friends nor family members would think that I would just go missing because I would call home on my cellphone. 

All I can think about while being in the couple's car was that "I'm trapped like a mouse," and there is nothing that I could do. I was thinking that Cliff and his girlfriend kidnapping me like this, that maybe that my family would eventually see that I was missing and send out a missing person report and call the police. I was hoping that the police would come to my rescue and locate where I was at so they could safely bring me back home to my family. I remember talking to my boyfriend on the phone that night and he warned me that it would not be a good idea to go out by myself. I wished I would have listened to my boyfriend. Anyway, when the couple brought me to their house, Cliff handcuffed my hands and ankles with chains while his girlfriend held me down and watched while Cliff raped me over and over until I blacked out. Cliff then took me to the basement and it had a TV inside. Cliff, his girlfriend, and I watched TV that night and we had Pizza and soda. Cliff made sure that I had something to eat so I would never go hungry. The first night Cliff turned the light off in the basement at 2AM, and padlocked the basement door so that I wouldn't try to escape. Cliff made sure that he would wake me up at 7AM by unlocking the basement door and we would have breakfast and Cliff locked the basement door at 10PM at night after dinner. So the words that we said to one another were "Good Morning" and "Good Night." 

Meanwhile, anytime I mentioned to Cliff about wanting to go outside for some fresh air or to ask him if he would let the cuffs off of me for a little bit, Cliff thought that I was being insubordinate and that's when Cliff would rape me repeatedly. I often found myself being unconscious and waking up wondering where am I but the reality is that I was a slave being locked up in a basement where I was handcuffed. While being in Cliff and his girlfriend's home being a prisoner for 15 years had me thinking that the reason why Cliff didn't try to kill me because of a similar incident that happened to Cliff's daughter being kidnapped and raped. Cliff's daughter was kidnapped and raped in Akron while coming home from a party at her friend's house. Cliff still have nightmares from that incident because of what Cliff's daughter went through. I noticed a change in Cliff to where he showed compassion and began breaking down and bawling. Anyway, Cliff's daughter's mom (Cliff's ex-wife) followed the man in her car who kidnapped their daughter and called the police and gave the police his license number and told the police what kind of car that the kidnapper was driving. For that moment, I actually felt bad for Cliff. Cliff knew that what he was doing was not right and Cliff was not happy. Cliff called 911 and told the police officer how he kidnapped me, rapped me, and handcuffed me, and locked me up in the basement for 15 years. Cliff unlocked the cuffs and took them off of me and unlocked the basement door and said, "Go Free!" like "you say to a bird that was locked up in a cage for a long time and opened the cage to set the bird free." The police officer arrested Cliff and his girlfriend. Cliff could do up to 30 years in prison for kidnapping me, raping me, and holding me hostage by handcuffing me, and locking me up and him & his girlfriend's basement. Cliff's girlfriend could do up to 20 years for taking part in kidnapping me, taking my purse, which I was able to get back that she had in the kitchen cabinet, and holding me while Cliff was raping me. The first thing that I did when I got out of Cliff and his girlfriend's house was call my parents. My parents immediately came and picked me up at Cliff's house and my parents were so glad to see me when they got the call from me that I was safe and that I have been kidnapped and sexually abused for 15 years. My parents gave me a bear hug. Like a lot of women who have been through what I've been through, I thought that I would share my story. 

Senate Advances Bill to Defund Planned Parenthood Abortion Business

Senate Advances Bill to Defund Planned Parenthood Abortion Business: The US Senate today voted to advance a bill that would defund the Planned Parenthood abortion business. The Senate voted in favor of a motion to proceed to begi


Probably the biggest victory that the Republicans got besides winning control of the House, Senate, and electing a Pro-Life Conservative Republican President is the Senate passing a Healthcare Bill. It was important for the Senate to pass a healthcare bill that would not only Defund Planned Parenthood and focus on repealing and replacing Obamacare. It took Vice President Mike Pence's tie breaking vote 51-50 to help Defund Planned Parenthood. Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell tried to repeal and replace Obamacare and Defund Planned Parenthood back in 2015 when the Republicans all agreed on it but then President Obama vetoed the bill. Now that this bill was in writing, this healthcare bill being voted to proceed, will focus on how the Senate is going to repeal now and replace Obamacare in the future. President Trump will sign this bill into law.  

OKLAHOMA TEACHER RESORTS TO PANHANDLING TO BUY SCHOOL SUPPLIES

I know that a lot of people is going to have mixed reactions to the Oklahoma teacher panhandling for school supplies like "a homeless person begging money for food." This teacher was doing what she was doing for a really good cause. The woman wanted to pay for school supplies for Tulsa Public Schools. Did what this woman do was risky and dangerous? Yes. Could the school that she taught at could have started a Go Fund Me to help raise money? Yes. So why in the world is this woman out there by herself in the street corner panhandling? The woman is a "one of a kind" teacher that we rarely see nowadays. If there was someone who deserve to get an award for inspirational person, this woman hands down would get it. Not too many people care and that is the problem. When I see something like this I am going to share it on my blog and encourage people that your reward comes when you do for others not when others do for you.


I can't knock this woman for what she has done because it would be easy to say if we were in her situation what we would do if we were a teacher at a school that needed school supplies. "Do what you have to do by any means necessary," that's why people driving in their cars stopped to give her donations to help this teacher out. I remember her receiving like over $600 because the Go Fund Me showed how much the teacher received out of the amount that she needed. This woman could have been kidnapped being out there by herself and that was a risky move on her part but it was a risk that was worth taking. The woman mentioned that her school is not the only school raising money for donations to pay for school supplies (She is the only one representing her school) but other schools are in the same situation that they need school supplies. I thought I was share this video and feel that other people will follow her lead and do what they have to do to help out their school that lack school supplies.

Favorite Music

My favorite music is a combination of Gospel, Praise & Worship, Christian, Soul, R & B, Country, and Soft Rock. If you were to ask me what is my favorite music genre I would have told you that Gospel, Praise & Worship, and Christian music because that was the type of music that I listened to growing up in church. If you were to ask me if I like any other music genres you probably be surprised that to know that I also like Soul, R & B, Country, and Soft Rock. I really enjoy listening to the 70's, 80's, and some 90's music on the radio. I think that what we have to look it when it comes to music is if the kind of music that we listen to benefits us when we are going through some challenging experiences whether those challenging experiences is at work, school, or even at church. As a Christian I want to make sure that I'm praising and thanking the Lord for blessing me and that I can encourage those who are having some challenging experiences how I'm able to deal with challenging experiences. We have to encourage one another because we all face obstacles in life, some of us more than others. As a Christian I also want to encourage others to make sure that the music that you listen to is inspiring because a lot of music out there is trash. Too many filthy language, sex, violence, etc., is in a lot of lyrics from the different artists out there that I would never listen to nor would I play it for others to hear because my mom raised me better than that. I'm not going to give a long-winded story about what music is right or what music is wrong because a lot of people have already experienced what music that he or she will listen to or what music they know they will never listen to again after hearing it for the first time. I've really enjoyed sharing my opinions on my blog for all of my readers can see. I hope that my readers enjoy!

Talks of OJ Simpson released from prison

OJ Simpson could be released as early as October 2017.

Who could forget Nicole Brown Simpson (OJ Simpson's ex-wife) and Ronald Goldman (Nicole Brown Simpson's friend) being murdered in Los Angeles, CA in 1994? Then there was that chase when OJ Simpson was driving the Ford Bronco and the cops were on his trail. Then there was a verdict that involved a botched OJ Simpson trial that lead to OJ Simpson getting off when the words "Not Guilty" verdict in 1995. I remember watching this verdict on TV with my classmates in English class when I was a Junior in high school. A lot of people were shocked because there was enough evidence to convict OJ Simpson. Lastly, there was the robbery that OJ Simpson committed when he was in Nevada in 2008. OJ Simpson served 9 years in prison for the crime that he committed. 

What would have made a lot of people happy if OJ Simpson would have stayed in prison longer. People do not believe OJ Simpson is innocent. In fact, OJ Simpson is being pardoned not because OJ Simpson is a Senior Citizen at 70 but because OJ Simpson was a famous football player that the state of Nevada felt that OJ Simpson served enough time. Frankly, OJ Simpson would have been put away a long time ago had the outcome of the verdict of the Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman murders would been a guilty verdict. Johnnie Cochran's statement, "If the glove don't fit, then you must acquit!" perhaps was the worst thing that you can say when there is evidence to convict someone of murder and that persuaded the not guilty verdict. Talking about something that if you could have done differently, the whole OJ Simpson trial would have been handled differently if it was not for the botched trial. OJ Simpson being granted parole is likely to make people who were relieved that OJ Simpson was in prison to feel uncomfortable now that a murderer and a robber could be released in October 2017. 

Children Must Be Taught Transgenderism, Homosexuality Starting in Nursery School, Teachers Say

Children Must Be Taught Transgenderism, Homosexuality Starting in Nursery School, Teachers Say

In the U.K. they have a rule that children must be taught transgenderism and homosexuality starting from nursery. Some teachers feel that the LGBT is being robbed of an education because those issues is not being emphasized enough. First off, teaching children about sex long before they are dating (practicing sexual abstinence before marriage) could leave a scar because he or she's innocence will be robbed. Secondly, children ages 4 and 5 are likely to be abducted by adults and raped and molested. Lastly, transgender, homosexuality, bisexual, lesbian should not be taught because it's not normal!!! When children go to school they grow up and learn about how to be attracted to the opposite sex so that he and she will marry each other and have children together (husband and wife with kids traditional marriage). Marriage is and always will be between one man and one woman. To make up a curriculum that teaches transgender, homosexual, lesbian, and bisexual is what is destroying the public school system. Children are taught at a very young age that it is okay to have abnormal tendencies and that it's normal for a girl to feel like being a boy and a boy to feel like being a girl. Former President Barack Obama paved the way for LGBT & that's why the court legalized same-sex marriage the "law of the land" in 2015. That may be the law of the land according to the court but it is and will always be an abomination to God. Not every state is complying to that law that homosexuality is the "law of the land. "http://www.biblestudytools.com/topical-verses/bible-verses-about-homosexuality/  

Mom Blogger Burns Teen Vogue Magazine Over Anal Sex Tutorial!

Common Core is what have destroyed teaching in public schools today. If there was no Common Core then there wouldn't be garbage like Teen Vogue Magazine promoting those who are of the same-sex being sexually active. Parents the best advice that you can take is to home-school your children from K-12 grades (If you are qualified). The public schools and some private schools have been watered down to the point anything goes these days. If I would have been born in the 90's era, I would have wanted to be home-schooled. The public schools and colleges is taught to teach liberal views to students and if you are parents with teenagers, you have to teach them some common sense because teenagers have been brainwashed into thinking that what is abnormal is normal and what is normal is abnormal. Parents you are highly recommended to home-school your kids or send them to your friends who are parents that are qualified to home-school your kids. I stand with Elizabeth Johnston, Mommy Activist that Teen Vogue need to be pulled from all the stores and libraries everywhere!

Pitbull Attacks

Pitbulls are vicious dogs and those who own pitbulls as pets should train them properly.

If I was a dog owner I would never own a pitbull. Pitbulls have the reputation of attacking unforcedly whether it be the owners of pitbulls, owners family and friends, or other dogs. Pitbulls are sneaky dogs that attack their owners, owners friends and family, and other dogs from behind. For this reason I will probably write my only blog describing some breeds of dogs that I feel that will take down (not kill just stop a pitbull in it's tracks) because of the bad reputation that pitbulls have as being the most dangerous dogs. The dogs that I'm going to mention are dogs that are not meant for owning to try to use for fighting pitbulls. Unfortunately, this is the only solution to helping stop the pitbull attacks that have killed or severely hurt their owners, owners friends and family, and other dogs. 

Great Dane Dalmatian Mix

It's something about a Great Dane Dalmatian mix that make these giant breed of dogs that have the look of intimidation. Great Dane's are big as a horse. Playful when they are puppies (which Great Dane's are medium size/large even when they are puppies); these breed of dogs when they are grown are excellent guard dogs for advanced trainers. Great Dane's are larger than Pitbulls and for that reason Great Dane's can use their size to "stop Pitbulls in their tracks." 

Bull Mastiff

Bull Mastiff's is another large breed of dogs that are strong and that can "stop pitbulls in their tracks. "Pitbulls can look vulnerable when they are going up against dogs that are larger than them. Bull Mastiffs are really good guard dogs for advanced trainers. 

Boxer

Boxers will definitely in my opinion "stop Pitbulls in their tracks." Boxers are loyal & excellent guard dogs for advanced trainers. Boxers are another large breed of dogs that are strong and would be too much for Pitbulls.

Chow Chow

I don't know too much about Chow Chows' but I hear that these breed of dogs are aggressive & mean when they attack other dogs. Smaller in size and bigger in weight size against Pitbulls, these dogs seem like they can put up a good fight against Pitbulls. 

Siberian Husky

These breed of dogs pull humans on sleds in the winter time. These breed of dogs are no stranger to the outdoors if you know what I'm sayin'. Huskies are loyal & great guard dogs for advanced trainers. If you have little dogs, you're encouraged to keep your little dogs away from a Siberian Husky because your little dogs will likely be killed by this breed of dog. Keep these breed of dog outdoors in a fence and on a leash. Otherwise, let these breed of dogs loose when pitbulls are in the neighborhood & make sure the fence is open only for these breed of dogs to take down pitbulls.

Rottweiler 

If there was a breed of dogs that you would want to have go up one on one against a pitbull, then it would be a Rottweiler. Rottweiler's are the same size as pit-bulls (medium size some Rottweiler's are large). Rottweiler's are good guard dogs for advanced trainers and loyal. Let a Pitbull and a Rottweiler go one on one and you will see two aggressive dogs put on a show. I feel with injuries aside because dogs will be injured after their dog fight that the Rottweiler will take down a Pitbull.

Doberman Pinscher ???

Can a Doberman Pinscher take down a pitbull in a dog fight? Probably the only breed of dog that I mentioned that I wouldn't feel comfortable with going up against a pitbull. Would a Doberman Pinscher give a pitbull a good fight? No doubt but Pitbulls can take a lot of pain and unless a Doberman Pinscher know how to latch on to a pitbull, the pitbull would be able to fight off the Doberman Pinscher's grip. It would be a good dog fight between a Doberman Pinscher and a pitbull but unless they can take down a pitbull that's all it would be. I feel more comfortable with the Rottweiler (The Doberman Pinscher's cousin) in a dog fight against a pitbull.

German Shepherd

German Shepherd's are very loyal dogs. Blind people use these breed of dogs as seeing eye dogs. German Shepherd's are excellent military dogs, excellent K-9 dogs on the police force, and these dogs are very active. These dogs respond really well to advanced trainers & are excellent guard dogs for advanced trainers. German Shepherd's one on one against Pitbulls would be great to see because you would see the difference between a dog who would attack based on it's training in a German Shepherd and a dog who is know for attacking unforcedly in a Pitbull.

American Bulldog

American Bulldogs sure resemble Pitbulls but the difference is that Bulldogs don't attack other dogs or people from behind like Pitbulls are known for doing (Bulldogs attack face to face). These chubby dogs are strong and them going up one on one against pitbulls would be a great dog fight. I honestly think that a bulldog will wear a pitbull down because there is only so much a pitbull can do from an attack & bulldogs are known for latching on when they attack other dogs and attack people, pitbulls just like bulldogs are known for doing the same thing.

 Alaskan Malamute

I don't know anything about this breed of dogs. I have a feeling that these breed of dogs (snow dogs like Siberian Huskies) will "stop pitbulls in their tracks."

Akita

Another breed of dogs that I don't know too much about but I heard they are more aggressive than pitbulls when they attack other dogs. These breed of dogs may be the breed of dogs that pitbulls may want to think before crossing paths with in a dog fight, lol. I hear that Akita's are really good guard dogs for advanced trainers too. Below I will have a video of a dog fight between a pitbull and a Akita.